Category: Relationship

Onyiete the Ex-Love of My Life Flashed Me Today. (I Almost Got Beaten Up).

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Breakups hurt – they hurt badly. You miss your ex-lover. You miss your old life together. You may be thinking more and more about patching things over and trying again. no matter how perfect two people are, some people are not just meant to be together.

This evening, I saw a girl who looked like the estranged love of my life (my ex-girlfriend) while I stood by a fast food counter in the Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria Community Market. It’s been long I found myself attracted to someone and I couldn’t help but stare, despite the fact that I stood with another girl, and she was with another guy, her boyfriend no doubt.

When the guy caught my eyes, he put an arm around her waist and eyed me from feet to the tip of my head. Then it was PDA for him the entire time I was there.
I don’t know why guys are fond of spiting other guys like that as if it was a crime to stare at my future wife who is passing time acting as his girlfriend.

Well I couldn’t retaliate and do PDA with the girl I was with because the attraction I had for her is likened to my love for Eba with Epewu Soup while the other girl was like Iya with Ipapara Soup and Upa Huuru… Hmmmm Yummy.

Suddenly the guy shouted Kai, Gee why are you staring at my girl like that? I was so furious about it and I responded with Kai Aboki na, call me that yariya you are with. He got angry and was getting closer to us, in a blink of an eye my girl don carry bottle, running towards the guy.

(Ebira Girls no dey carry last when it comes to this). The guy stopped, and was like calm down girl someone cannot play with una?

I started feeling like Jagaban!!! LMAO

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Top Places You Will Likely Find Wife Material in Ebiraland.

And so many Ebira Men are online looking for wife materials on Facebook and twitter, though it doesn’t matter where you meet the partner of your dream, but at the same time it matters these days so many spoiled eggs has tarnished the image of good ones.
I will never advice any man to choose a wife on social networks, most especially on Facebook Groups.

Top Places You Will Likely Find Wife Material in Ebiraland.

So let’s get down to the list of Top Places You Will Likely Find Wife Material in Ebiraland.

1. Food Stuffs Shop or Market: You will likely see ladies who are well groomed in kitchen affairs in the food market especially in the section where great experience is needed in deciphering good food items from bad ones and off-course a lady who understands how to stock the kitchen will have a good idea of how to make good meals and the way to a man’s heart still remains through his stomach. #Believe

2. Islamia or Bible Studies: The truth is that any lady can go to church on Sundays or to Jumat service on Fridays but it takes a lady who is really close to GOD or have the love for GOD to go to Islamia every evening or to Bible Studies gathering during the week when she can as well be at home watching Zee World or Telemudo and a lady who loves GOD will surely love her family.

Also Read: Why Irehu Iruvo is So Important in Ebira Home (Marriage)?

3. Bore Holes and Water Points: You will agree with me that ladies that took it upon there self, to fetch water for the family needs is a typical Ebira Wife Material.

4. Her Mother or Family Shop: A lady that can be patient enough to wait in her Mums shop to sell and to grow the business will definitely know how to manage a husband and give advice when it comes to funds management in the family.

5. Her Own Working Place: Definitely ladies who have groomed themselves to be financially independent and busy doing one thing or the other rather than jumping from one place to another with different guys are likely suitable as wife materials.

6. Clothe Weaving Boot (Iruvo Oguntoro): Believe this brothers if a lady can help the mother patiently to weave clothe? Such woman can and will most likely be patient with her hubby through trying times lol!

Also Read: The Complete Guide To Courtship For Ebira Women.

Conclusively: Again I will say; it doesn’t matter where you meet the lady of your dream what matters is the lady behaviour and most of the times seeking your mother’s or family member help to find the best woman for you in your neighbourhood, if you are finding it difficult to make out with women will be the best thing for you not to make mistake because marriage is not an easy thing..

Did you want to add to the list or just drop your own opinion please share below in the comment section and please share. Thanks. 

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Why Irehu Iruvo is So Important in Ebira Home (Marriage)? – by Onize

Irehu Iruvo

Irehu Iruvo literally meaning stool and bum bum. It is a woodwork used for sitting in Ebira homes which signifies its importance, Irehu Iruvo is made from wood and carved by wood sculptors. The stool signifies authority.

Irehu Iruvo is used for sitting at home, sometimes for the purpose for doing domestic chores and many other purposes.

The Irehu Iruvo is an artefact, It has different functions and has been used in many occasions especially marriages. In marriages in Ebira land It is part of the obligatory rite.
Marriage in Ebiraland is seen as a sacred act with lots of rites and obligations, one of which is the taking of stool by the bride to her matrimonial home.

The stool is brought as a gift by the bride’s mother as a gift to the bride, she is meant to sit on the stool facing her husband during the traditional marriage after then it is obligatory for her to take the stool to her matrimonial home.

Why is Irehu Iruvo so important

It is important because the stool signifies that the bride has a sitting position in husband ‘s house , she is the overseer of her new home, that is she has come to stay and she is not going back to her father ‘s house. The Irehu Iruvo in Ebira Marriage language means Ma va yatu, which means I have come to stay. It is important because it means stability and long lasting of the marriage.

Also Read: The Mysterious History of Irehu Iruvo

This is an ancient practice that cannot be abandon even after many revolution, It is still widely practice till today and doesn’t look like, it will disappear soon.

Written by: Hamid Latifat Onize

History and International studies

Federal University Lokoja

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3 Best Ways To Toast Ebira Girls – Best Practices.

Etemeya Anidayi Anebira? (Ezi-Andayi)

Let me make you a promise before you start reading; if you are a guy and have always wondered why girls you really really like never seem to like you back then this would be the most important article you will ever come across this whole year. If you want to completely eliminate the “hard to get” attitude you get from Ebira women then come with me. If this article didn’t work for you, then my brother those Kuroko women are still following you from village. I no talk oh..

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It’s said that Ebira Guys are not romantic but what I got from my Exes and what I get from Girlfriend is all the way round. I have dated girls of different races from Nigeria and outside the country and one thing is applicable to all of them “Eyi Oime” shakara too much for all of them.

Now, in this post, I will show you 3 ways that you can use to communicate with Ebira girls and get them to like you.

These 3 ways of talking to Ebira girls that i am about to pour on your laps always work like magic, every single time. With just these three ways of talking to girls you can get them to become addicted to you, always come around you and basically love to be around you like crazy. Turn it up just a bit, use it on your dream girl and you will have her sending you love texts like her life depends on it Go through these strategies then ask any girl around you weather they work and my guess is that they would give you a resounding yes.

Before i go into the strategies let me quickly tell you why these strategies work. Now come with me.

Here is the thing;

  • Girls always get guys coming around them -every single time. Walk through a girl’s Facebook inbox and you will be marveled at the tons of unread messages in it. In real life, same thing happens – they get approached by guys all the time. An average girl gets approached by at least two guys every week or two guys everyday if she is pretty (And that is 4 guys every week) This attention gets to a girl’s head, she starts feeling like a prize and when that happens – “shakara” steps in.
  • Girls are bombarded by loads and loads of boring guys every day. it can be tiring, trust me – what they do is to filter away the boring guys and focus on the more interesting ones.

If girls don’t like talking to you long in real life and on social media then it means you are not communicating with them in these three ways I’m about to reveal.

If girls always give you “k” and “lol” on social media most especially those girls in Ebira Singles group on facebook kai, it is not because they are rude – it is because you are plain boring (that is the painful truth). But here is the good news, you can change how you communicate with girls and become a more attractive guy by using this article.

1. Teasing
2. Sarcasm
3. Bedroom talk

Let’s take them one by one…

1. Teasing:

Some guys can be a big nightmare to girls. What Ebira girls hate like crazy is a guy who keeps asking tons and tons of questions when they discuss with them. Questions like: “how was your day”, “have you eaten”, “hope your day was good”, “hope you are fine” All in one chat/conversation. This is boring, it bores the hell out of girls. Ene vanayin ireyi Awu ani?

You have to be more interesting than that if you want that girl to find you interesting. You have to flirt with her using the teasing strategy.

How does this work?

Simple – teasing basically means to make fun of a girl in a playful way. Let me give you practical examples – Instead of coming to a girls Facebook Picture and commenting with “Beautiful Picture” (which is boring – every guy does it), You could flip this around and comment instead with – “Comot here joor, you are too sexxxy for my liking, i can’t date someone like you.”

To a guy, a talk like this is silly (i know) but to a girl it works like magic. (Try it right now, go on Facebook and try it out under a girl’s picture and watch her reaction).

More examples – You could call up a girl and instead of asking her “did you think of me?” (which is as boring as hell and makes her feel like you are begging to be thought of), the best way to start the conversation is to playfully say – “I know you’ve been thinking about me all day so i am here to free your mind” *smile* “how are you”.

The reason why this works on girls is that it:

  • Makes you different from other guys who are boring
  • Makes you appear confident.
  • Makes you more attractive because by making fun of her you give her the impression that you are not trying to impress her like other guys do (and nothing is as attractive to girls as a guy who doesn’t try to impress them like a puppy)

Now note; It doesn’t matter what you say but how you say it. Someone can say the above things and it will seem like he is arrogant while another person would say the exact same thing and it would work like a magnetic magic on a girl. We Ebira guys are aggressive in nature know how to control this.

So the right way to tease a girl is to always to make fun of her with a smile. it doesn’t mean saying nasty things to her; the right way to tease is to always make it seem like you are playing around with your little sister.


This is another powerful way to communicate with girls that will make her find you interesting. But before i go into this strategy proper, let me first tell you why it works. Every single minute a girl gets attention from dozens upon dozens of guys struggling real hard just to impress her.

During a girl’s teenage years, she finds this interesting and she might even fall in love with you if you show her enough interest than other guys. But as she grows older she gets used to it and it starts to bore her. A teenage girl might fall for sweet talk but a grown girl won’t – as a matter of fact she has heard it all. Two; girls are never attracted to guys who always try to impress them – they prefer free guys who they cannot control.

If you join dozens of other guys who are saying the same sweet things and acting in the same sweet way then how do you intend to stand out?

That is where “Sarcasm” comes in…it makes you stand out, It gives a girl the impression that you are not like the next guy who will only say what she wants to hear just to please her, it shows her that you are in control, it shows her that you are DIFFERENT – and girls find that attractive.

So how do you apply sarcasm in real life?

Again i will give you real life examples – let me use Facebook again; Take for instance a girl puts up a new profile picture you could inbox her and say – “Thank God for that profile picture, no guy will look at it two times and that means there is no way they will take you from me – keep uploading those kinda ugly picture”

If she gets angry don’t apologizes (assuming she is the dull type that doesn’t understand a joke – a smart girl will understand a joke when she hears it). You can help your self with emoji they communicate a lot.

Also, for instance; if a girl says hi to you on social media you could reply with: ‘You want to snatch me from my girlfriend abi, alright, if i must cheat on her for you then i need 2 sons from you” You get the gist?; mixing a little sarcasm with a little humor is the key. It makes you appear like you have options, but when you run around trying to impress a girl like your life depends on it it gives her this impression that you don’t have much choices (that could turn a girl off big time). Girls love guys who have self worth and not ones who jump up whenever they (the girls) says jump.


Alright, now we are here – the final strategy. I will have to carefully go through this one so we all can get it.

First, let’s look at why this strategy works.

The thing is this; if a girl sees you as just a friend then that is what you will remain – no matter what. Girls RARELY date guys they have friend zoned. This is exactly why after telling a girl who is a close friend of yours that you love her, she will either start avoiding you or she will start becoming uncomfortable around you – she would RARELY agree that she feels the same way (because she doesn’t).

If you want a girl to see you as a boyfriend material then you have to start from the onset to give her boyfriend signals, not by telling her how you feel about her (This will only make her lose interest in you), the best way to make a girl see you as someone she might date in the future is to use BEDROOM TALK on her from the very beginning. When you talk to her in this way she would

  1. Not categorize you as just a friend.
  2. She would begin to feel some level of sexual attraction to you.

when this happens then she would start seeing you as someone she can date i will explain what i mean, Stay with me Bedroom talk is the art of talking to a girl in ways that trigger her sexual buttons or her sexual imaginations. I don’t mean sex-chatting (That would be gross).

Let me give you some real life example: For instance; assuming you are having some discussion with a girl and she says something you don’t agree with, you could say something like: “see eh, if you say something like that again I will bite your lips for you” (In her head, this registers as a sexual tease and it triggers her imagination a bit – if you say it with the right voice tone it would be electric) Sure enough, if she doesn’t already like you she might not imagine much of the sexual meaning of what you’ve just said, but when you keep giving her loads and loads of bedroom talks in the right way, it will start to have effect on her.

More examples: You could hug a girl and while she is still holding you, you could say something like: “help, she is molesting me. where is my mummy” (I know, it sounds silly but it works – girls are tender creatures, tender things work on them) Also you could be walking with a girl then you can turn and go like; “hey, stop checking out my hips joor, i’m not even up to 18 and you are looking at me that way” (Try this and watch her laugh her head off, hit you and then say: “go joor”) Or you could say something like this after calling her up at night; “sleep tight, don’t dream of me – i get girls pregnant in dreams”. (This one also works just fine) You get the gist?; you mix a little teasing and then charge it up with sexual fire. Girls are very imaginative creatures; they are more affected by what they hear than what they see.

BUT NOTE – Doing this the wrong way could backfire and make you look like a pervert – So be Smart like Binoosmart.

Conclusively, these 3 ways will work for any girl of any tribe. This article was written by me way back in 2016 but I have modified to this year I am really sure it will work for you.

Written By:
Yakubu Binuyaminu Adeiza


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