Jatto 102.7 FM is a contemporary Ebira urban and sub-urban radio station in the heart of Okene, Kogi state Central,
So i used to have argument with my friends about no girl in the world can make me feal honey if I’m not in love with her, i have built myself to be like that. Just to abstain, you know what i mean?
On one sunday evening my friends decided to go clubbing, i am not the club type i have got Articles to write but they forced me out, i decided to go with them.
It was never part of my itinerary even though I am open to spontaneous outings and a strip club was the last place I expected to find myself but there I was, with a group of Inoziomi and Ozi Waya naughty boys who wouldn’t even communicate in English. They even had an Ebira name for Google.
I didn’t like that the club was far away from where we live. At some point I was afraid of where we were going and it bothered me that people would go that far just to see naked girls.
Twenty minutes past 1am, we were walking into this club at Katengwe Extension. The entire place was crowded, there wasn’t even a place to sit comfortably. A naked stripper had to get up from where she sat for me. I sat at the edge just incase ‘something’ had poured on the leather couch.
The guys said they want me to have the complete Abuja experience. They wouldn’t return me to my room until I get a lap dance. I told them I don’t want anyone on my laps. I haven’t eaten since morning and I didn’t have the strength to carry anyone.
They said they will find a stripper of my size. Soon enough, a small stripper came towards me, she looked alot like a friend of mine, She said, “We are the same spec. Don’t worry, I won’t stress you. She even asked if i will like to Kapatachi? I just hiss mcheeeew.”
Then she took off her bra, pant and started twerking on my face. I was scrolling through my WhatsApp messages on my phone while she worked. What’s my business? When she is tired she’d leave, I thought.
She paused and whispered, “Please drop your phone na. Abeg abeg. Onura, i bet she didn’t know i am an Ebira Boy she was told I’m a Yoruba guy and new in town” I sat on my phone. She grabbed my hands and place them on her boobs then resumed the twerking on my laps this time. This time I started thinking of random things to pass time – the Kogi State Workers Salary, How will i get Garri here.
Eventually she let me be. I heaved a sigh of relief but one of the guys said I gave the girl a hard time and it doesn’t count. I’d have to get another lap dance. Before I could protest, this 75kg girl sat on my laps.
“DON’T YOU HAVE CONSCIENCE? ADAMOOO” I screamed. “I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU PEOPLE I HAVEN’T EATEN NA EMIKENE WAREYI!” She said they have already paid her and she will make it quick if I cooperate.
I asked what she needed me to do and she said I should spank her while she twerked. I started beating this girl. I beat this girl like I was her father and I was disappointed this is what she has chosen to do with her life. She said, “Not like that na!” Then she got up angrily. She atarted ahouting, wegu, idiot, wetin she no call me.
One of my friends said I am embarrassing them. I told him I am missing my bed and I feel terrible spending a monday morning here. What if the trumpet sounds?
He said I should get one last lap dance. I said NO, or I will pinch the ‘toto’ of any girl that attempts to give me a lapdance. That was when they agreed to return me to my hotel. I kept begging God for forgiveness during the ride home. As soon as I got to my room, I took off all my clothing and soak it in the wash basin. No more strip clubs abeg.
So i took a Janabah Bath, and i prayed 2 rakat of solat to ask for forgiveness.
What really pained me is that 80% of girls at the strip club are Anebiras this got me woried and really disheartening. My heart aches and feel sorry for those strippers parents.
Have you ever been to a strip club before? drop your comments below……
Believe! I’m not a fan of hospitals reason been that I have a personal doctor that treats me once I am not feeling myself. But this time I was in a situation where I’ve got no choice but to take my brother to the Hospital for full treatment of Typhoid because Private Hospitals in my Area are destiny killers, they charge bills like they are treating a dead body. So follow me as I unveiled my experiences at the general hospital Okene, Kogi Central of Nigeria.
My Sweet Experience at the Okene General Hospital – Binoosmart
They have Qualified Doctors.
Yes you heard it right in my experience with the doctors, all of them knew what they were doing and they know the right questions to ask and the right time to ask them. The doctor that admitted my brother at the Accident and Emergency (A&E) Ward specifically has the qualities I needed in doctors, he attended to us and never wasted time in helping us get everything needed and that is all about my sweet experience…
My Bitter Experiences at the General Hospital Okene
So I was going to collect card as the first thing needed before you are attend to, so to get the card the staff gave me N 350 bill for the card and wrote N250 on the receipt, I questioned her about this but she picked offence and threatened to collect the card back and promised to denied my access to see the doctor. I thought about it and concluded that this is Nigeria where you don’t have customers is always right in Government and Public institutions, since my main goal is to get my brother treated I let it go, and gave up N 100 extra cost on the card bill.
Everyone Wants to Dodge Receipts.
When I was directed to buy all necessary items to get my brother admitted, I went to the pharmacy and I was given N 3,100 bill but the man wanted me to pay him directly without getting any receipt but I denied him that right, so he gave me a note to go pay at the revenue with N50 stamp duty I did so and I was given the receipt.
The second time I was directed to buy drugs from the pharmacy, I was given 4 drugs on the list to buy, they gave me 2 and told me to go outside to buy the remaining, Agreed, I asked them to give me receipt and boom the woman got provoked and started raining abusive words on me, she said I was proving to be wiser than everyone. They made me wait than usual, they were doing nothing but they told me to wait outside for them. Las Las they gave me a note to go pay at the revenue with lots of hissing.
Test Is More Expensive That Private Hospitals.
We directed by the doctor at the A&E ward to go for test at the lab, we got there we were given N 2,200 bill to get tested, this same test is N900 – N1000 in private Hospitals. I paid though, did I get the receipt for the test? Hell NO.
No Cleaners or Inadequate Cleaners (The Hospital is Short of Maintenance Staffs)
I spent 2 days and 2 nights at the A&E ward and I didn’t see any cleaner whatsoever, though I don’t know about other wards but at the A&E ward where my brother was? Was nothing to write home about, the only nurse there have to pick things up to throw in the trash.
The Ward Is A Mosquitoes Resident.
Hell Yeah! The Mosquitoes Reside here and they have to feed on the patients and the people guarding them. Well it’s their right since they were not kept out, so they need to be fed.
I currently have malaria at the cause of writing this article because of all the bites gotten from mosquitoes in two nights straight.
Conclusively: this article is not aimed at making anyone feel bad or to expose anyone but to make the general public be aware of what the General Hospital Okene is like I am a Humble Blogger and I love people but this topic I can’t just let it pass. Do you remember a song by Sunshine he said “When you receive Treatment for Malaria, you must get Additional three Additional Varieties of Fever back home”? It is all true.
I have so much experience but that will be for future articles. I will stop here for now…
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